Summary: The Conference Room Escape Plan is a 10-minute, light-hearted Christian skit perfect for women’s conferences and retreats where everyone is blessed, tired, and slightly conference-ed out. Three women hide in a side room plotting funny “escape plans” from the long sessions, fake spiritual moments, getting “lost,” even hiding behind Christmas décor, until they realise they’re actually running from the very place God wants to speak to them. This relatable, laugh-filled skit gently leads women back to the main session with renewed hearts, ready to hear from God and enjoy the fellowship again.

Length: ~10 minutes
Cast (3 Women):

• MIA – Overwhelmed planner, always checking the schedule
  
  

• SARAH – Dramatic, sarcastic, escape-artist type
  
  

• LOLA – Sweet, snack-obsessed, low-key the most spiritual one
  
  

Props:

• Keys (on a keyring, maybe slightly noisy)
  
  

• Printed conference schedule (crumpled or highlighted)
  
  

Small snacks (chips, granola bars, etc.)