Security Guards at the Church Door
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WHAT:
A comic, convicting skit about two overzealous church “security guards” who turn the entrance into a rules-only club. When a humble blind man arrives simply hoping to meet Jesus, the guards realize their checklist mentality has shut out the very people Jesus came to welcome. A pastor steps in to reopen the door and remind everyone: church is for the broken, not the polished.
THEME:
Letting Christ in — not keeping others out.
WHO (3–5 ACTORS):
CLINT (Guard #1) — clipboard-obsessed, serious
TARA (Guard #2) — rule-following but softer
MR. JONAH (Blind Man) — humble, gentle, carries a cane
PASTOR / ELDER (Pastor Daniel) — warm, firm, wise
EXTRA CHURCH MEMBERS (optional cameos)
WHEN:
Sunday morning before service · church entrance.
PROPS:
Two clipboards, paper badges, rope/queue marker, cane, Bible.
HOW:
Front stage is the doorway. Clint and Tara enforce absurd “requirements.” Humor comes from their seriousness and escalating rules; heart arrives when Mr. Jonah is gently excluded and the pastor overturns the system.
TIME: 3 minutes



