8 Minutes | 7 Actors
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A director begins auditions for a traditional Christmas play, only to be surprised when Santa Claus arrives, determined to land a “dramatic” role. After centuries of delivering gifts, Santa wants a change and enthusiastically auditions for Joseph, a wise man, the narrator, and even baby Jesus—lying on a blanket and confidently insisting he can “play younger.” Each attempt becomes increasingly outrageous and entertaining.
Santa’s performances grow funnier with exaggerated emotion, wild gestures, and spontaneous improv that feels like an Eddie Murphy parody. He even breaks into a TikTok-style dance to “show his versatility,” leaving the director and cast speechless. Meanwhile, other actors struggle to audition as Santa constantly interrupts with unsolicited advice, dramatic commentary, and loudly whispered (and incorrect) lines—especially when one nervous actor keeps losing their place as the angel.
Eventually, the director gently reminds Santa that the biblical Christmas story doesn’t need new heroes or flashy auditions. Santa humbly accepts a smaller part, handing out candy canes to the audience and delivering the final humorous yet meaningful line: “Turns out the greatest gift is letting the real story take center stage.”
Theme
Letting Jesus stay at the center of Christmas instead of ourselves, our traditions, or our “roles.”
True joy comes when we move from trying to be the star to pointing others toward the real Hero—Jesus.
Characters
(4-7 adults)
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Narrator – Calm, witty, keeps the story moving and explains the heart behind the chaos; can ad-lib friendly comments to the audience.
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Director – Slightly stressed but kind; loves the Bible story and tries to keep things on track; delivers the main spiritual lesson.
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Santa Claus – Big personality, dramatic, improv-heavy; tries multiple roles with exaggerated emotion but eventually shows a tender side.
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Actor 1 – Auditions for the angel; easily distracted and thrown off by Santa’s “help.”
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Actor 2 – Flexible actor who fills in as Mary, Wise Man, etc.; reacts with good comedic timing.
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Caleb – Optional small role (tech/stagehand or offstage voice) who suggests Santa’s final job.
When
Modern-day church during the Christmas season.
Props & Costumes
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Santa costume (or red jacket, hat, fake beard)
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Clipboard and pen for Director
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Printed “scripts” for Actors
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Simple halo headband for Actor 1 (angel)
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Blanket or mat (for Santa’s “Baby Jesus” attempt)
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Optional Bible for Director/Narrator
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Optional candy canes for the ending
Why
Key verse:
“For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.” (John 3:16)
This verse reminds us that Christmas is about God’s greatest gift—Jesus—not about any other character, tradition, or symbol. Santa’s journey in the skit shows how we all sometimes want the spotlight, but real joy comes from pointing others to Christ.
How
Play this as character comedy with lots of facial expressions, pauses, and gentle improv (especially for Santa).
The stage is a simple church platform set up for auditions:
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A table with scripts and a clipboard
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A couple of folding chairs
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A large handmade sign: “CHRISTMAS PLAY AUDITIONS”
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Optional small manger or props off to the side for later.
Time
6-8 minutes